Hobo to girl on cell: Marry me! [Girl shakes her head.] Chicken!
–8th & Broadway
Black guy on cell: You ain’t no spring chicken, and you ain’t no Donald Trump. You gotta be considerate. You gotta stick it inside that girl.
–8th & Broadway
Overheard by: Barbara
Black guy to stubborn pigeon: Bird, don’t think I won’t fuck you up.
–61st St
Overheard by: bill r
Lady: She could be humping a chicken for all I care…
–1 train
Overheard by: ChiChi
Blonde: She is the last person that should be allowed to live next to a rooster.
–W 45th & Broadway
Overheard by: MW
