Young girl to older man: Sir, I don’t think it’s fair to compare Greenpeace to the Nazis.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Nick
Teen girl to friend: Oh, I know about the Great Depression! That’s when Hitler’s wife poisoned her kids and then shot herself. She was really depressed.
–Colombus Library, 50th & 10th
Hipster chick: We’re neutral like Switzerland, except we do more business with the Nazis, or, in this case, your mother.
–Forsyth & Houston
Teen son to mom: So, how’s Hitler doing?
–2 train
