Logic‐major girl #1: You’re totally into rich men. Like, I can see you dating a multi‐million‐dollar dork like Bill Gates.
Logic‐major girl #2: I’m not attracted to money. I just like middle‐aged men in suits, and you have to be rich to wear a suit. Also, I want someone who can pay for my abortion, because Lord knows I can’t afford it.
–Greenwich Village
Overheard by: I’m not pregnant
