Who Rides in a Short Bus under the Sea?

Kid #1: Seriously?
Kid #2: Yeah, seriously.
Kid #1: Seriously?!
Kid #2: Yes, seriously.
Kid #1: Seriously?
Kid #2: Yes! Seriously! Gosh, you’re acting like SpongeBob!

–St. Catherine’s Elementary, Brooklyn

Overheard by: rpk

Headline by: Rock Bottom

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· “…or Alberto Gonzalez under Oath.” – JC
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· “Dude, You’ve Been Watching Too Much SquarePant’s Anatomy” – Breanne S.
· “How Serious Can Spongebob Be If Spongebob Could Be Serious?” – Philip
· “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter – Test Campaign #34” – Paul Sheiman

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