Why Do You Need The Paper If You’ve Got The News?

Dude: Hey, these papers are free, right?
Checkout Guy: No, they’re 50 cents.
Dude: But it’s Saturday.
Checkout Guy: Right. And it’s still 50 cents.
Dude: Aw, c’mon man! The Pope is dying!

–Food Emporium, 12th & 6th

Overheard by: MLR