Teacher to student: You don’t look like a golfer; you look like a terrorist.
–Brooklyn Tech
Flyer guy: No one goes to those run-of-the-mill Broadway shows on a Saturday night! The only people going to them is the Bin Laden family, and you don’t want to sit next to them. They’ll blow you to smithereens!
–Times Square
Overheard by: annahj
Young kid, about fireworks nearby: Look, Mommy! They’re planning a terrorist attack!
–13th & 2nd
Dude: Prisons are nice, man. I’d rather go to prison than be out here with the terrorists! it’s safer in prison.
–Court & Livingston, Brooklyn
Overheard by: cary
