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Worst Diaphragm Ever

Girl #1: I lost a contact lens. I’m like a cyclops.
Girl #2: I lost my virginity wearing only one contact.

–F train

  • Posted on November 20, 2022
  • Girls, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Virginity
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