Just As Long As It’s Chicks Who Are Willing to Sleep with Me

20‐something hipster boy #1: So, you ever think that the US will stop being the most powerful nation in the world?
20‐something hipster boy #2: Well, if not us, then who?
20‐something hipster boy #3: They say China will take over eventually.
20‐something hipster boy #2: China? What the hell are they gonna do, drop people on us?

–E Train

Overheard by: chinese girl who sat next to them