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Worst. Hustler. Ever.

Guy to vendor: You got free water? Lemme get some water.
Vendor: No.
Guy: What about napkins? Lemme get some napkins.

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Beavis

  • Posted on May 4, 2015
  • Cleanliness, Drinks, Free stuff!, Guys, Offers and requests, Vendors & Street Performers, Washington Square Park
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