You Can Take the Ghetto Out of the Knock‐Off Razr, But You – No, Wait, You Can’t.

Frazzled woman: You ain’t a man. You ain’t nothing but a bitch‐ass nigga. Just a fucking bitch ass!
Young gangsta #1: Psh, crazy bitch. She don’t even have a cell phone.
Young gangsta #2, pulling out cell phone and waving it around: Yeah, she ain’t even got one of these!

–34^th & 8^th