Thugette #1: One, two, three fish! One, two, three fish!
Thugette #2: No.
Thugette #1: Nigga! It’s one, two, three fish!
Thugette #2: No, it ain’t. It’s one fish…
Thugette #1: Nigga! Oh… Wait… You right.
Thugette #1 and #2 together: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
Thugette #2: Nigga I told you.
–Queens-bound M train
Overheard by: Sarah Booz
