Your Editors Would Prefer Never to Hear About Gummi Bear Again.

Dude to friend: You know what I mean, right?
Friend: Yeah, you mean he's rich, right?
Dude: Yeah, he's rich, but he's not independently wealthy. I mean, if he didn't have all that money, he wouldn't be rich.

–88th St & Columbus Ave

Overheard by: P. Marino