Your Excitement about This Makes Me Wonder If the Wedding's a Good Idea

Man #1: I'm going to have so many guys in my wedding party, my wife is going to have to put some of them on her side.
Man #2: What? And wear…
Man #3: Exactly! Dudes…dudes with cocks!

–Bathgate Ave & Fordham Rd

Overheard by: Satty