You’ve At Least Got to Tell Them Not to Scream

Suit #1: Dude, admit it: you want to go to Dorian’s.
Suit #2: No, I don’t.
Suit #1: Yes, you do. Admit it.
Suit #2: Dude, no! I want to talk to chicks, not rape them.

–Tortilla Flats, Washington Street

Overheard by: Initials