Hippy hobo: Hey, let’s start a sing along! I got the shaker, man. [Sings] Row, row, row your train, gently down the tube…
–1 train
Conductor: Next stop, Broadway. Transfer to the [sings] A-B-C-D-E-F… V.
–Brooklyn-bound D
Overheard by: Anthony
Guy singing: You’re going to die soon! You’re going to die soon!
–4th & Mercer
Barista singing while taking out the trash: This shit is the garbage! G-A-R-B-A-G-E!
–Starbucks, 8th & University
Overheard by: susan
Singing hobo: Y’all, gimme five dollars so I can get hi– I mean, home. High, home, high, home.
–4 train
Tweaker man weaving and singing: My urethra is burning from an STD. My urethra is burning from an STD. My urethra is fuckin’ burning from an STD.
–38th & 8th
Overheard by: Matt
Boy selling stuff on the train and rapping: Please don’t hate on my situation — gotta take the money from the Caucasian.
–R train
Overheard by: Jenny
