Hipster: I found a bag of potatoes the other night, and we were throwing them at razor wire.
–Filene’s Basement
Chick: Everybody needs a pickle. He’s like my pickle.
–31st & 36th, Astoria
Overheard by: Jill
Old baker guy to young baker guy: See — the ones that are burned on the bottom — you know they’re done, so you take them out. If they’re not burned, they aren’t done yet, so you move them to the front of the oven.
–Fairway, 74th & Broadway
Old woman to friend: So then I told her, ‘Fuck you and your lamb curry!’
–3rd & MacDougal
Lady to hubby: Is this sushi not cooked?
–JetBlue terminal, JFK
Lady: He was really upset about tonight. He was all ‘Yogurt! Yogurt night is ruined!’ Shook his fists and everything.
–86th & Lex
Overheard by: KCast
