Yelling guy: Why did you swallow?! Laura, why did you swallow?! Why did you swallow?! Laura, why did you swallow?!
–12th & Ave A
Overheard by: Johnny Twisto
Guy on cell: Are you going to give me some fellatio? Chicka-chicka-bow-bow. Some felaysh, hm?
–66th & 1st
Overheard by: misplacedpom
Woman on cell: She can’t suck dick to save her life!
–51st & 5th
High maintenance lady to male friend: So he said to me, ‘Let me get a blow job,’ and so I said to him, ‘Not until I get a boob job!’
–39th & 6th
Chick: So, he comes back to my place and I gave him a blow job. Then in the morning he was gone, but he left $22.50 on the table. Is that weird?
–Brooklyn
