Guy to girlfriend: I just threw up Captain Crunch for you! I just tossed some Rice Krispies!
–BED club
Overheard by: Vikas
Suit on cell: No, I didn’t say you vomited on your shoes, I said who vomited on your shoes!
–14th & 6th
JAP: Honestly, if I have to hear about one more candlelight vigil for Darfur I might throw up.
–8th & University
Girl to guy: Oh my god, I could totally throw up on you right now.
–Baruch College, 25th & Lex
Angry mom holding small plastic bag under small boy’s mouth: Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!
–W 57trh St
Overheard by: Susan Volchok
