Lady on cell: I’m not high maintenance — I just brush my teeth!
–F train
Overheard by: AmityAmity
Big guy on cell: My son swore to us when he was 15 that he would name his first child Toofbrush. He’s 21 now and I remind him of that every day… Who the hell knows? Every time I searched his room I found enough pot to cure the whole world’s glaucoma.
–JetBlue flight 11
Overheard by: Big Larry
Woman on cell: So, wait… The plastic surgeon had his teeth removed?
–12th & 1st
Overheard by: Grace
Girl on cell: I think I forgot my toothpaste at home. Can you mail it to me tomorrow?
–LIRR
Overheard by: Meg
Woman: In 25 minutes you can bake 24 cupcakes. In that time you can take a shit or brush your teeth.
–Apartment 138, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Hmmm… do I still want those cupcakes?
Junkie to stoned girlfriend: Yo, you lucky I know somethin’ ’bout teeth or else you woulda ain’t had no teeth left. I woulda put a shot in yo’ mouth, I woulda took out all yo’ teeth, and put a box in yo’ mouth.
–1 train
Overheard by: Lauren Marks
