A Spit in the Hand May Be Quite Continental, but KY Is a Girl’s Best Friend

Gal #1: So, we’re having a Heath Ledger retrospective this weekend – 10
Things
, Knight’s Tale and Brokeback Mountain.
Gal #2: Problem -those first two annoy me and the third one made my butt hurt.
Gal #1: Eww! Wow. I can’t believe that’s all you took away from that movie!
Gal #2: Oh, no, it was from the chair… Not the butt sex…

–Columbus Circle