Ah, Spring, Whan a Young Man's Fancy Turns to Groping in the Back Seat

Girl #1: I think spring is my favorite season, I mean, it's mating season… but I dunno, I also like the fall.
Girl #2: No, it's true, all creatures mate during spring.
Guy: Yeah. I mean, prom is during spring.

–111th b/w Broadway & Amsterdam