Elderly man to wife: Well, I haven’t read the review yet, but I think I liked it!
–Second Stage Theatre, after Euridice performance, 43rd & 8th
Overheard by: Kate McVety
Girl on cell: There needs to be a Mean Girls musical, and you have to be in it.
–50th & Broadway
Overheard by: Maggie
Director: You know, I think we’ll actually leave the movie projector on stage for the whole show, as a metaphor or some shit.
–Great Jones St
Old lady to daughter during production of Vinegar Tom: You always bring me to the dirtiest shows!
–Center for the Arts, College of Staten Island
Aspiring actor on cell: The good thing about this play is– No, it’s not just me. The really great thing about this play is the sex.
–113th & Broadway
Overheard by: if the sex is with him, count me in
Chick, about play where leading lady gets raped: Why is everyone like, ‘Oh my god, she was raped!’ Rape has happened forever. Sooo many people get raped — this isn’t a shocker. Why are we spending all our time talking about this part of the play? I mean, rape happens.
–Silver Center, Washington Square Park
Overheard by: sizzle
Older woman: So, what’s the name of that ‘chaperone’ play? ‘The Dirty Chaperone’? Oh, well. They will know which one I mean.
–TKTS booth
