Woman to another: Yeah, that’s true, but she has a huge uterus anyway.
–Staten Island Ferry Terminal
Overheard by: Will Couchon
Black lady: I had to shut his throat and it was all [violent gurgling noises].
–Varick & King St
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
NYU blonde to friend: I wish I was made of pixels… But cells are sorta like pixels, right? So yay, I am!
–D train
Overheard by: keeeem
Flyer guy: Here you go, sexy! [Brunette ignores him and keeps walking.] I’ll take you home and bite you! I’ll bite a nice big chunk out of your thigh!
–Broadway & Liberty
Overheard by: ouch ouch
White girl: Ow, my face! I mean my head! I mean my arm…
–Bard High School Early College
Overheard by: jules
Grungy middle-aged man: I’m picking my nose! I’m picking my nose!
–St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave
