Father to son: Join the Army, get a Frisbee!
–72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Suzie
Girl on cell: Wait, what’s his name? Jihad?
–8th & University Pl
Marine to cute girl: I’d pay to have sex with you.
–Times Square
Overheard by: joe osmundson
Music teacher: So, you’re getting you hair cut, and you keep going, and… And next thing you know you’re in the Army. Wait, that was a bad analogy. I’ll think of a better one, don’t worry.
–Bronx High School of Science
Overheard by: LSB
Crazy guy: You’re so beautiful. Why don’t you stop the war? If you’re so beautiful, why don’t you stop the war?
–F train
Overheard by: Just going home
Hipster: Ryan* is so not married! He’s got some military job that, like, forbades him to be married!
–Tribeca
