Asian chick: I’m just so sick of failing in general.
–NYU Bobst Library
Overheard by: jason
NYU girl to friends: Well, he’s not always drunk. Sometimes he’s high.
–Prince & Mercer
NYU chick: I found out I didn’t have AIDS… I went to Whole Foods… It was a good day.
–27th & Park
Overheard by: It was a good day
NYU bimbette: All popular people have herpes. Just look at them!
–NYU
NYU chick: Yeah, we almost broke up like four or five times, so I think that’s indicative that we’re happy together.
–Bowery & Canal
NYU girl on cell: I don’t know what to do about going abroad. My parents want me to go to London, but I looked at my Tarot cards and they’re telling me Dublin. What should I do?
–721 Broadway
Overheard by: Tyler
Queer student: I don’t really have a problem with incest, but in my family there aren’t many lookers.
–NYU Silver Center
