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Always Showing Off the Awards

Guy: I haven’t brushed my teeth in 48 hours.
Girl: Ew, that’s so gross.
Guy: Hey, you’re the one that’s kissing me. Want to see some plaque?

–1 train

  • Posted on December 1, 2014
  • Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Health and Hygiene, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, On the Subway
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