And by That I Mean ‘Pathetically Degraded’

Guy #1: Yeah man, she only had a twin-size bed, so I had to sleep on the floor next to her.
Guy #2: Dude, that fucking sucks.
Guy #1: Nah, it’s cool. I was so drunk I peed my pants, right there under the bed.
Guy #2: Fierce.

–53rd & Lexington