20-ish girl #1: Wait, so the midget had a peg leg?
20-ish girl #2, annoyed: No. The midget was the peg leg!
–Chelsea
Overheard by: Gretchen
Headline by: Ignatius Gerumpany
Runners-Up:
· “And He Had a Pygmy for an Eye Patch” – Jordan
· “Jerry Springer will never run out of material…” – alex
· “Pinocchio’s Tragic End” – Tristan Davis
· “The rigor mortis kept him nice and stable.” – internev
· “Transformers Porn Is Too Confusing” – Jenny C
