And I Might Care If I Weren’t Too Busy Cutting Coke

Druggie chick in stall #1: Yo, Keesha, does your door have a lock on it?
Druggie chick in stall #2: No, they took them off so we can’t blow coke in here anymore.
Druggie chick in stall #1: What?! That has to be illegal… I’m, like, totally open to rape right now!

–Lower East Side

Overheard by: Allison