And Yet You'll Take It Bareback, Bent Over in a Bar Bathroom?

Guy #1: I gotta say, when I was in Vegasssssssssss, I had the chicken parm.
Guy #2: Oh!
Guy #1: And believe it or not, it was the best chicken parm of my life!
Guy #2: Oh! I would be so conflicted.

–41st & 7th

Overheard by: Nathan