Anyone with That Many Vowels in His Name Is Not to Be Trusted

Fro-yo patron #1: Yo, my boy told me he just saw Giuliani rollin' through the hood.
Fro-yo patron #2: Wait…who's Giuliani?
Fro-yo patron #1: One punk ass bitch, nigga.

–yogoMonster, Court St. Brooklyn

Overheard by: bojangles