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Anyplace I Hang My Thong Is Home

Drunk guy to drunk girls hailing a cab: Hey there, ladies. Happy Halloween!
Drunk girl #1: Sorry, I'm not drunk enough to go home with you.
Drunk girl #2: I am!

–El Sombrero, Essex & Allen

Overheard by: Kate

  • Posted on January 17, 2015
  • Bars & Clubs, Compare/Contrast, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Sex, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport
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