…As Our High School Honors Project.

Guy #1: After Jim moved to Riverhead, he doesn’t come out to the city anymore to hang out.
Guy #2: Fuck those Long Island people. Fuck ’em. Let those Mercedes‐driving assholes go to Roosevelt Field Mall and climb that fuckin’ rock wall for fun while we get drunk and bang bitches under the 59th St bridge.

–Outside Macy’s, Herald Square