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The Riddle of the Sphincter: Solved

Teen boy: I don’t see how a gay boy’s booty just expands like that.
Queer bystander: Actually, it doesn’t expand — it rips.
Teen boy: Oh, thanks. I needed that.

–G train

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  • Posted on August 26, 2019
  • Asshole, Backdoor, Body Parts, On the Subway, Private Parts, Queer guys, Queers, Sex, Sexuality, Teens
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