As This Site Proves Daily, Stupid is Not a Crime

Tourist lady #1: Hey look, there’s the Statue of Liberty!
Tourist lady #2: Then that must be Alcatraz!

–flight into LaGuardia

Overheard by: Jennifer

Tourist lady: Will we get to stop off at the Statue of Liberty on this bus trip?

–49th & Broadway

Overheard by: Brooke Rachel