At Least Not Until You Start Wearing Something Under Your Dress

Drunk girl: I want to do a cartwheel!
Sober girl: No. No, no, no.
Drunk girl: But I’m so good at them — and handstands! I can do mad-good handstands. Watch! Watch me! [Puts her hands on the ground.]Sober girl: I said no!

–E 10th & Ave A

Overheard by: simon says