Beats Waking Up in Jersey

Girl #1: Her brother died.
Girl #2: Oh.
Girl #1: Yeah, they found his body in the Hudson last week.

–Chipotle, 8th St

Overheard by: Michelle

Headline by: Dewar Di

· “His Head Was in the East, Though” — Jenny M
· “It Took A Week To Negotiate With The Fisherman For The Body” — Trey Jackson
· “Oh, That Kind Of Dead” — Josh
· “Wow. Are You Getting Extra Guacamole?” — ty

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