Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavor Gum May Have Gone Too Far

Queer #1: Somebody should give him some gum. His breath smells really bad.
Queer #2: I know! I see why everybody calls him “shit-breath”.
Girl: You guys, he’s already chewing gum.
Queer #1: Ewwww.

–NYU Classroom

Overheard by: Paul