Breaking Windsday One-Liners

Defensive fat lady, as young guy looks accusingly at her: Oh, no, you better don’t. I saw you tilt.

–Crowded 1/9 train

Overheard by: Joseph

Happy hobo: I just farted… Yes, all by myself!


Big black guy, after someone let out very smelly fart: Well, I hope somebody feels better!

–Long line at Port Authority bus terminal

Hipster boy to friends: I mean, last night we have a conversation about how I’m not respected, and this morning I’m being farted on. Why? Why?!

–Morgan Ave stop