Defensive fat lady, as young guy looks accusingly at her: Oh, no, you better don’t. I saw you tilt.
–Crowded 1/9 train
Overheard by: Joseph
Happy hobo: I just farted… Yes, all by myself!
–McDonald’s
Big black guy, after someone let out very smelly fart: Well, I hope somebody feels better!
–Long line at Port Authority bus terminal
Hipster boy to friends: I mean, last night we have a conversation about how I’m not respected, and this morning I’m being farted on. Why? Why?!
–Morgan Ave stop
