Cinderella’s Stepsister Has Second Thoughts About Cutting Off Her Toe Just to Fit into the Damn Shoe

Ghetto chick #1: I’m injured! I should go in the bus first.
Ghetto chick #2: You’re not injured.
Ghetto chick #1: Yes, I am, I bled, I bled on my new shoes!

–Metropolitan & Grand, Williamsburg

Overheard by: sardine in a can