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Cocaine Isn't a Lunch, Sweetie.

Cashier: Do you want your receipt?
Customer: Yeah, I guess. (pauses to read as she walks to the exit) I love it when my books cost less than my lunch!

–The Strand

Overheard by: Suzanne

  • Posted on August 11, 2021
  • Books & Writing, Clerks, Customers, Food, Money & Class, Shopping, Store
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