College Boys: Encapsulated.

College boy #1: The no-pants subway ride was fun.
College boy #2: Dude, they should combine that with that “go topless day”!
College boy #1: I know! When all the pictures are on the internet, it will save us all the trouble of having to jerk off between two different websites.

–NYU, Washington Square

Overheard by: Jaime L.