Come Back, Maple Syrup!

Girl: The smell was so bad, it’s like it wasn’t even a smell!

–92nd Street Y

Overheard by: Tony Daussat

Woman: It might smell in here, and if it smells we are leaving.

–7th & A

Overheard by: Danielle

Girl #1: Ew! It smells like period!
Girl #2: That’s so gross! Stop saying that!

–Bowery & 3rd

Bicyclist guy #1: Oh god, yo dude let’s get the fuck out of here. It stanks, New York City smells.
Bicyclist guy #2: Yo man, I told you America stinks. You should move to Jamaica.

–58th & 8th