Man on cell: Is your vagina swelled to the same degree as my penis is swelled?
–Union Square
Overheard by: SayWhhhaat
40-ish guy on cell: So, did she show you her vagina?
–43rd & 3rd
Black guy on cell: This is why I never beg for pussy!
–Spring St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Emily B
Girl: My vagina is the Lincoln Tunnel.
–NJ Transit, Penn Station
Overheard by: Jason Kruta
13-year-old boy to teen girl: I mean, the pussy’s good, but it ain’t that good.
–Jamaica-bound E train
Overheard by: Rhonda hearts Queens
Chick on cell: I don’t know why I listened to you. It hurt. A lot. My vagina feels like it’s on fire. I’m never doing that again.
–92nd & 3rd
