Balding 40-something: I’m a coed! Don’t laugh — I am a hot coed!
–Columbia University
Drunken cheerleader to fat friend: We’re the hottest non-lesbian girl couple ever.
–68th & Lex
Thug to friends: Yo, it’s too damn hot to be messin’ with the females today.
–Union St & 4th Ave, Park Slope
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Teen program chick: … And even if it’s really, really hot outside, you are not supposed to sleep with a fan directly on you.
–Columbia University
