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Does Kitty Have Green Eyes Too?

Girl #1: My cat drinks out of my water glass all the time.
Girl #2: So?
Girl #1: I can’t drink it after that. I mean, she licks her own ass.

–Central Park

  • Posted on May 20, 2025
  • Asshole, Central Park, Gay Man's Best Friend, Girls, Health and Hygiene, We Love Our Pets
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