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Dog: “Next Time I'll Just Get Him Drunk First.”

Man holding dog in elevator: I said no kisses.
(dog goes to lick owner's face again)
Man holding dog: I said no!
(pause, then kisses dog)
Man holding dog: Okay, I kiss you.

–East Harlem

  • Posted on June 16, 2015
  • Elevators, Harlem & Morningside Heights, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Licking, Man's Best Friend, Men, Sensory Experiences
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