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Wednesday One-Liners Take It Off

Stripper: The makeup lady is finally here! I need to go get my eyelashes put on, ’cause I feel naked without them.

–Tens, 21st & Park Ave South

  • Posted on June 16, 2015
  • Fashion, Murray Hill and Gramercy, One-liners
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