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Don’t Be Fooled by the Costume and Duster

Guy #1: I got some dirt on my shoulder. Can you brush it off for me?
Guy #2: I ain’t yo’ maid, bitch!

–Hotel, Times Square

Overheard by: Jace

  • Posted on September 20, 2014
  • Gripes, Guys, Hotels, Jobs & Careers, Times Square
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