Hot British chick on cell, looking through her bag: Oh, dear! I still have your knickers!
–Outside FIT
Overheard by: epsd101
Disgusted teen to pals: You don’t put dirty underwear in a Marc Jacobs handbag!
–75th & Park
Overheard by: Oh to be Priveledged…
Whiny girl: I feel so shitty tonight, like if my D cups were B cups or something.
–Grand Central
Overheard by: Trixie
Asian guy to another: By the end of the summer, both of us better be A cups!
–Bronx Science
Overheard by: LSB
Girl: What do you mean you don’t know?! Look in your underwear!
–12th & 1st
Overheard by: Thinking about my tighty-whities
